Hello again hello. Families are like, well families, they're there, and sometimes they're good, and sometimes they're bad. There is that old saying  
" You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family" Maybe I got that one wrong? I dunno, it just doesn't look right to me, but there again not much does look right to me.
I was reading the "Death Notices" in the paper ( as you do,) and started wondering what would be written for me. Then I thought that, bugger it, I'm gonna write my own death notice thingy ( what do you call these things? Words don't come easy to ME) but, there's always a but, now there's two buts, now three, and we'll stop there. I don't really know what to write, and the reason being, that I dunno when I'm gonna die, kick the bucket, snuff it. If I die before I'm 50, then it'll be a SUDDENLY death notice start ( most of them start with suddenly or peacefully, and I can't have peacefully, I won't go peacefully) followed by the sadness of my death, and the usual stuff that goes in one of these things. Then there's the funeral, if any part of my body, internal & external, can be used to better somebody else's life, then carve me up. I'll be dead, I won't care, but just make sure that I am dead first, I don't wanna wake up with all my offal all over the place, that would be awful. Then I'd want cremated, no coffin though, a cardboard box will do fine, maybe with a few scribbles on it from family and friends, I'm not fussy about flowers, if Herself is still living, and she wants a bunch of flowers, then people can stop at a sevice station, or supermarket and pick up a bunch on the way to the funeral.
So my coffin is cardboard, and nobody needs to carry me in, if you get a few skateboards and just wheel me in on them, oh and I've picked a few songs. The first is I'm Only Sleeping by The Beatles. The next one is Give Peace A Chance by John Lennon, and there may be other ones that I can't remember off-hand like, you know, so I might come back to this. My ashes to be thrown into the sea, near where dolphins swim ( if there's any dolphins left) because I've always wanted to swim with dolphins.
Well that's about it, thank you for reading this thing that I do, in this place that I do it in. Have we learned anything from this post today? We learnt that death isn't as straight forward as people would like to think. So if you're contemplating suicide, just think about it, just for a minute, firstly, you may not kill yourself, and be in a worse condition than you are now. Then there's all the hassle, and shame, that you'll be putting your friends and family through. Life isn't easy my friends, but Death, well that's much, much harder. Cheers