Hello again, there are a lot of sayings and phrases that we use, in the English language, and I sometimes wonder where they came from? What they mean? I can't answer those questions here and now, because I can't be bothered. So I've picked out a few phrases/sayings, that I know of ( and, of course, if I remember them, where's my Dick when I need it?) for your viewing, and I'm going to change the colour, this one is just not me, not that I've got anything against this colour, I'm not a colourist, I like most colours, but some just don't fit the purpose, that's all.
Now one phrase that I have in mind is-: If you peel an onion, it will bring tears to your eyes.
Insulting phrases/sayings, some of which are aimed at the fairer sex ( that'll be women) are as follows-: Mutton dressed as lamb, dressed up like a dogs dinner, she's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard, She's been up and down more times than a hookers knickers, she's colder than a penguins balls.
A quick break to tell you that it is now snowing here, it started as hail stones, but now it's snow, quite heavy too. I've got to go to the doctors today, it's always like that when I have to go out. Like the last time I went out there was gusts of wind over 80mph, and I nearly got knocked off my feet, so I just headed home. Now it's forecast for snow, I'm jinxed, I'm a weather Jonah. The dog was going to go out, but she stopped dead in her tracks when she saw the weather ( she is a bitch, not in an American bad bitchy way, like son of a bitch, but the female dog bitch, just being precise) and slopped off back to her bed.
Back to Sayings and Phrases-: If someone is useless or a waste of space, there are many sayings to describe them. As useful as a condom machine in the vatican, I'm human, what species are you?
Then there are general ones.  I've seen more life in a tramps shirt, save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your girlfriend, why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

                                MEN V. WOMEN
Woman You're fat.  Man- yeah, but I can go on a diet, but you'd still be ugly.
Man- How do you like your eggs in the morning honey?
Woman- Unfertilised
Man- Is that seat empty?
Woman- Yes, and if you sit there, this seat will also be empty.
Man- Your place or mine?
Woman- Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Man- I know how to please a woman
Woman- Oh yeah? Well please leave me alone.
Man- Hey haven't I seen you some other place before?
Woman- Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
So that's the gender balanced out a bit then. I believe in equality, most people as poor as I am believe in equality, we want to be as equally rich as the rich people. It's raining now, weather eh? It's still cold though. Is this climate warming? Or it could be Global Change, couldn't it? I sent away for 4 energy saving bulbs, then I read that there is something in them that is not very good for the environment, once they're dead, wait I'll go check and see if I can find out more about it, don't go anywhere like, I won't be long, in fact you won't even know that I've been away, well you might, but it's unlikely, although you will know that I've been away, because I've told you, but in the timescale thing of the blogosphere, you won't notice. I'll play some music while I'm gone.
Ah right now, it's if they break, there's mercury inside them ( I don't think it's the planet Mercury, but the report that I scanned never said one way or the other, so it could be the planet mercury, but my basic instinct ( I wore that tape out, at the crossing and uncrossing of the legs bit, I couldn't believe that I was seeing Sharon Stone's fanny. Was it her vagina? Or was it a stand-in? Oh I'm a bit disappointed now. All these years I've thought that I'd seen her fanny, now it may not have been her. How did I get onto this subject?) is telling me that it's not the whole planet, there may be little pieces of the planet in the light bulbs, I'm not really sure?) and apparently mercury is toxic. So if you've got these bulbs, and one breaks, follow the following drill-:
Leave the room for 15 minutes, being careful not to stand on any shreds of glass.
DO NOT use a vacuum cleaner to suck up the broken pieces, as this could spread the toxic mercury about the house.
Put on rubber gloves and sweep up the debris into a dustpan, place the remains into a plastic bag, then seal it. ( and while you've got the rubber gloves on, you can come over to my place, and stroke me gently ( women only) in those areas that need gently stroked)
Do not place it in your normal dustbin, put it in a municipal recycling bin for batteries, or take it to a council dump.
Try not to inhale dust from the broken bulb. Although why you would want to try to inhale the dust I don't know, but that is the advice.
Oh well that's it for another day. Have a pleasant day everybody, take care out there today, it may be rotten weather. I hope that you have learnt something from reading this weblog posting, and thank you for taking the time to read this thing that I do in this place that I do it in. Cheers.........