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Hello, I was watching the Superbowl, t'other night there, and was up 'til about 3am, so my bodyclock is all to pot just now, I usually am just thinking about getting out of bed at 3am, so yesterday was a blank. The New York Giants won the Superbowl (they're not really Giants, although they are quite big, but they're not Giants like the Giant in Jack and The Beanstalk, however, maybe that Giant wasn't very big either, I've never met him, and I don't think that he was a nice chap, so maybe I wouldn't want to meet him. He is, of course, fictitious, therefore I will never meet him. Did he die? You know, when Jack chopped the Beanstalk down? Well anyway the New york Giants aren't great big Giants, it's just their name) and I'm pleased, well New York, is kinda, our local team. I'll grant you that, they're not that local, but they're more local than the Seattle Seahawks.
The snow has all been washed away, but the kids got a couple of days of sledging fun on the golf course ( the sledging, is not what Australian cricketers do, but going up and down hills on a sledge, or tray, or anything you like) and built a snowman, which I tried to change the sex of, but was stopped in my tracks by Herself. I wanna make a snow lady, or is it a snowwoman? I dunno, and really, in the great scheme of things, does it really matter? Does anything really matter? Well yes some things do matter, I can't think of anything just now, because I have absolutely no idea what I'm going on about, if you do, please drop me a line ( not a fishing line, because you'll catch nothing here) and tell me.
Oh heck I've got Physio today. I think this may be the last one, because I've got to fill in that form again. They make you fill in a form, to see how fit/unfit you are, or mobile you are, although it's not you it's me. Then they give you a course of treatment, over 3 months, then get you to fill in the form again, to see if there are any improvements. Like I'm trying to remember some of the questions, but I can't. I think they're about mobility, and you've got to rate your mobility on a scale of 1-5 on each question, like can you walk 100 metres at a fast pace,  1 would be NO, 2 would be maybe, 3 would be sometimes, 4 would be, most times, and 5 would be yes, and there's other questions, all about mobility. They then compare the two forms to see if there have been any improvements.
Oh well, better call it a day now, you're a day. That's better now. I've noticed that the James of Lindow farmer chappy has a new profile photo, I still haven't worked out what the last one was. Maybe I should've asked? Right better go and have a coffee, so thank you for visiting my little piece of the blogosphere, and reading this thing that I do in this place that I do it in. Have we learned anything from reading this? Probably not, but hey it's only a weblog posting, and not a teaching establishment. Cheers...