I've not put in a title yet, because I dunno what I'm gonna put in here yet> Will you do me a favour? Remind me to put in a title, before I put this live on the blogosphere, right thanks. Yesterday I wasn't feeling too good, even though City hammered United 2-1, and maybe me shouting and bawling at the tv, ref, linesmen, sorry ass. refereee's, et al, didn't help my condition, but it should have been a great day, and it was, but me feeling like shit, and trying to drink my body weight in water ( to get rid of the toxins) was all too much for my body. I was gonna just do an " un-edited" version of what messages I've been leaving on my Dick. but, I can't find it this morning, and I don't wanna go searching for it just now, I'm still in a very delicate state, and I don't wanna make too much noise, the rest of the household are still asleep, apart from the goldfish, although it/he/she ( I dunno how to check a goldfish sex, and does it really matter? OK yep, I'll agree on that point, that it does matter to the goldfish, but to us humans, does it matter? Yeah ok, if you're a scientist, and you're doing goldfish research, it would be good to know which are the males and which are the female goldfish. Now apart from the goldfish, and the research scientist, nobody else really gives a monkeys dick about what sex they are, do they? There aren't any people in the world that have a "Goldfish Fetish" are there? If there is, they will want to know what sex they are, I'm sure, but what they'd be able to, NO NO NO, sorry this is heading to a place I don't want it to go to, so, let's all sit down and get back to the nice bits.) may be asleep, I dunno if the goldfish is asleep or not, I dunno if the goldfish ever sleeps, maybe those research scientists could tell me? I don't know if there are any Goldfish Research scientists, and if I did, maybe they weren't researching that bit of the goldfish. They may be researching the swimming patterns of a goldfish, or the length of a goldfish memory? Now I've heard it said, and seen it written that a goldfish memory is only able to remember about 5 seconds, and I'm sure that one or two of you lovely peoples out there have heard that also ( some of you horrible peoples out there, might have also heard that, I like to be " All Inclusive" in my weblog postings) heard/read that too. I ain't no research scientist, however whenever I go to feed the goldfish, it comes to the top when it sees me, and if I forget to feed it ( I think that I've fed it today? Yes I have, the salt-cellar is on top of the fishfood box. We feed the goldfish twice daily, I feed it in the morning, and when I do, I put the salt-cellar  on top of the fishfood box, to let everyone know that I've fed it. Then at evening time somone else feeds the goldfish, and leaves the salt-cellar off the goldfish box. I know, it's the little things that count, and it may well be a stroke of utter brilliance to have thought of that way to let us know if the goldfish has been fed or not, but I only do these things because I care, and not for any other gratification) the goldfish comes to the top of the water, in it's tanky thing, and makes blubbing noises, or gurgling noises, well that's what it sounds like to the untrained ear, however to me, the fish is saying " Oi, you, where's my fucking dinner?"  It's a shame that those animals, and indeed peoples of this world whose first language is not english, all know the EFF word. Is that the first thing that pupils in a class get taught? Like let's say, for example, in Germany, a class is getting their first English lesson, and the teacher starts the lesson with what? Learning to count? " Repeat after me, one, two, three" Is that how they do it? Or maybe, just maybe, they start like this " Repeat after me, fuck off, shite, shit, wanker, bastard" Is that how they do it? Possibly not, but maybe they just learn it in the playground? I dunno.
Oh well that's it for another day, it was nice to chat with you today, I'm still feeling rather delicate ( I don't drink, I can act like an ass without drinking) so I'll stop now, well not right now, but very shortly. It just leaves me time to thank you for reading this thing wot I do in this place wot I do it in, and if you've learnt anything from coming here, then that's good. Cheers......