Right I'm a bit bored, so I thought that I'd do something here, and I'm gonna give you a list, well more a few reasons of things I dislike, rather than hate, There's Too much Hate In This World Already People, Without Me Adding To It. ( and I don't mean that I'm a figure of hate, or that I want to be hated, no I want to be loved, mostly by women, woah there, For mostly let's put in exclusively , instead, although men can love me too, but I'm like a Vegas Stripper, look but don't touch, I don't take my clothes off in front of people for money, that's not to say that I wouldn't, there must be a "Niche Market" out there somewhere, for that kinda thing.)
Right onto my list, before I get into any trouble.
It's not in any order, just as I remember them ( I should've wrote it down) That vacuum packed bacon. I can never get it open, it states "Open Here" but I can never do it. I imagine there's a couple of guys laughing because they put the "Open Here" thing in the wrong place, just to annoy ME. I've gone off bacon, unless someone else makes it.
The next thing is- Clingfilm.... I fecking hate this stuff. It comes in one of those oblong shaped boxes with a little cardboard serrated edge, that you're meant to use to cut the bloody thing, but it just ends up like all over the fecking place. I don't believe in Capital Punishment, but I'd gladly pull the lever, or whatever, on whoever invented clingfilm, Bastards...
Next is that toilet paper that are in some public toilets. It's that tracing paper shitty stuff. I think it's made by Jeyes, hey name them and shame them, and if you've just done a poo, and ( depending on which way you wipe, up or down) you go to wipe your arse, then whooosh, it slides halfway up your back, faster than the German Bobsleigh team, or down, if you wipe down the way. So you've either got a brown streak up your back, or yer balls are covered in browning. And it has a nasty habit of ripping in mid wipe, so you've got a wee bit of brown under your nail. You come out of the loo, to wash your hands, and people are looking at you, so you just gotta say " Need to give up the smoking, it's making a mess of my fingers"
There is more, but I'm just so exhausted. This takes a great deal of energy for ME, so I better stop now. Cheers...

Hi, how are you doing out there? I've not been very good the past few days, but the worst seems to be over, and I'm just a bit delicate just now. I dunno what to put in here this morning. I don't wanna go over all the moans'n'groans that I've been doin' the past few days. Oh, oh it's Valentines Day today. So excuse me while I pop off to do something, I'll be back before you know it, I'll play some music for you, while I'm away, and it's not any old shite you know, the music that I'm gonna play, it's the Multi GRANNY Award winning Amy Winehouse ( apparently that's her real name, honest I'm sure it is, I thought it was her showbiz name) Right I'm Back.
She's really good that Amy Winehouse, I'm listening to her just now, well not right now, although I could be, if I wanted to, but I'm not. Oh heck I've just remembered that the kids are off school today. Why can't I remember good things? Sorry I was waiting on an answer, but none was forthcoming, well not from me anyway. What's on today, will you wait until I go check the weather, and the lottery results? Make a cuppa for yerself, if ye want like, it's not an order. I'm not trying to tell you what to do, I wouldn't dream of it ( well there's one or two of you that I'd like to tell you what to do, or tell me what to do, because I'm a naughty boy, no I'll leave that for another time) so do what you like, or what you have to.
Ok the weather's good, a bit on the chilly side, but set fair, and we can't ask for more than that ( well we can, or could, but we won't get it, not at this time of year.) now can we? We're still poor, which means that we never won the lottery, well we won a tenner, but it won't pay off the mortgage now will it? No it won't.
Well I'm gonna end soon, so as ever, thank you for taking the time out of your day to come to my teeny little piece of the blogosphere ( when I say "mine" technically speaking, it's only on loan to me from blog.co.uk, I'm only a member, I'm not a pro., sorry when I type/think those two words, they conjure up thoughts in my mind, and they shouldn't I know, but a member could be a mans penis, in my mind, and I'm sure that BCUK could've come up with something better than "pro." for the paying bloggers. I think that those that thought up the names are men, I dunno why, but I do. So are you a member? Or a Pro.?) and thank you for reading this thing that I do in this place that I do it in. Right that's yer lot, Cheers...

Happy Valentines day to all the Ladeeze!!!!