Hi, emm, eh, good morning. It's Sunday today, and it's still a bit dark, and cold outside, so just stay indoors, unless you have to go out, if you don't have to then stay indoors today. I'm not telling you what to do, I'm not part of the Nanny State, I'm not even sure if there is one ( a Nanny State) so do whatever you want, but wrap up warm today, again just some friendly advice, nothing more.
In the daily newspaper that I get ( The Herald) there is usually a lot of adverts for dogs, no not for dogs to read, like it's ads. put in by people selling dogs, there's none of that " free to good home" garbage, it's la creme de la creme ( whatever that means? If it means top-notch wee doggies, then that's all right, if it doesn't, then I'm mis-leading you, but hey, it's only a blog about a dog!)
I'm gonna explain to you that these dogs cost hundreds of £££££, and there are some weird dogs, like there's a Labradoodle, yeah, honest there is. I think it's a cross between a labrador and a poodle, but I'm only guessing here, and I'm no doggie expert, although I do have a Border Collie Dog myself ( technically she's a bitch) I don't think she's ever been to the Borders though, and we've had her since she was 10 weeks old. Right back to the doggie ads.  There was an ad for a Chocolate Lab. I thought it was real chocolate, you know like at Xmas you can get chocolate rheindeers, well that's what I thought it was, but it's to do with the colouring of the dog, and not what it's made of ( they should be a bit clearer though) Right onto the ad.
COCKAPOO puppies,
beautiful litter of miniature black fluffy babies, ready now.
Will mature at 15"
Both parents can be seen.
Raised inside with children
Fully wormed Boys and girls.
The first thing is, what the Donald Duck is a " Cockapoo"?
What next? Cross a German Shepherd with a Springer Spaniel? What would that be called? Oh I know, A Gerry Springer ( did you see wot I did there? well didya?) And if you cross a Greyhound ( that's the half-blind dog that chases a thing around a track, and not buses that are in the USA) and a Shih Tzo ( pronounced "SHIT ZOO" well that's how I say it anyway) You'd call it a Shithound, or maybe a Grey-shit.
There are lots of other breeds that can be crossed, Rottweillers are usually bloody livid, well the one's that I know of are.
Well that's it for today. As I've pointed out to you already, it's bloomin' cold out today, well in the UK it is. Thank you for coming here and reading this thing that I do in this place that I do it in. And remember, it's not just dogs that need worming, boys and girls do to. Cheers