To the tune of Leader of the gang?

Blog on, blog on, blog on, blog on, blog on, I say
Do you wanna be in my blog, my blog my blog
Do you wanna be in my blog, Oh Yeah,
Do you wanna be in my blog, my blog my blog
Do you wanna be in my blog
You're the reader, you're the reader
You're the reader of the stuff I post
You're the reader, you're the reader
Would you like some tea and toast.
I can post here all thru' the night, even though it's shite
I can post here while you're in bed, yes I'm off my head
You've gotta please read it,
Blog on, blog on
You've gotta please read it.
Blog on, blog on
Do you wanna be in my blog, my blog, my blog
Do you wanna be in my blog, Oh Yeah
Do you wanna be in my blog, my blog, my blog
Do you wanna be in my blog, Oh Yeah.
You're the reader, you're the reader
You're the reader of the crap I post
You're the reader, you're the reader
So please don't give up the ghost
I can give you a great big thrill, over the hill?
I can post here all for you, that's what I do
You've gotta believe me, blog on, blog on
You better believe me, blog on, blog on
You gotta please read it, blog on, blog on
Do you wanna be in my blog, my blog, my blog.
Do you wanna be in my blog
MY BLOG
BLOG ON BLOG ON BLOG ON BLOG ON BLOG ON I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No I can't forget the heaving.
Or all the heavy breathing.
And I now know that's how constipation goes.
I almost smiled, but in my arse the blockage grows.
Yes it grows.
So I'll try again tomorrow
Or I might just drown my sorrows
When I have to shit, but can not let it flow
And it smells so bad, if I should let one go
Should let one go
I can't shit, if shitting is without poo
I can't shit, I can't shit anymore
Can't shit if shitting is without poo
I can't shit, I can't push anymore
No I can't do no more heaving
Cos my piles have started bleeding
Yes I guess that's just the way the blockage goes
And then I smile, as the brown stuff starts to flow
Yes it flows
I can shit, I can shit so much more
I can shit, even though it's so sore
I can shit, I can shit so much more
Oooh shitting is without poo