How are you doing today? Alright? Yeah well, shit happens, it happens to me as well you know.  Right that's the niceties over with. I dunno what to tell you today? Oh, I emm, got my photo taken yesterday, for my passport. I haven't had a passport for about 25-ish or so years, but I just filled in the bit ( on the passport application form, well it's more like a book really) for a new passport, or first time passport application, it was so much easier. I never actually filled it in, my wife did ( Herself) when the forms arrived ( we need 4 passports, we somehow managed to have 2 chidren along the way) I looked at them, and the only bits I could fill in were my name and address, and I'm not sure if I'd have got that right, if I'd filled the form in. I lost my passport many years ago, well when I say lost, it was more taken off me, as I'd got stuck in Holland with no money and the Dutch police weren't wanting me to stay in Amsterdam ( I think they had enough nutters at the time) so I got shipped out, and on arriving back in good old Blighty, those lovely guys at customs kept my passport, until I'd repayed monies owed to whoever it was. There was only a year left on the bloody thing, so I wasn't too bothered, but I never did repay the money, nobody hounded me for it. So I'm just hoping that when we send our applications in, it'll all be alright. I can just act daft if they say anything, it's not exactly gonna be hard for me to act daft, I've had lots of practice at it ( a bit too much at times) and hey I'm sick I need help.
The photo's looked alright, but I just wouldn't like to meet the guy on my picture on a dark night, he looks a bit too scary, oh hang on there, that's me. I don't think that I'm quite as bad as Esspee like, but when they were taking my photo, I was waiting on them handing me a board, with my name & number on it, to hold out in front of me, but they didn't want me to do that. I'm just used to the look straight on, to the left, to the right, and keep your tongue in.
Right I'm gonna stop now, today is the day that I do my exercises ( i do them every other day, all being well of course) and my Bike to Knowhere will be waiting on me. So I'd just like to thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to come here, and read this thing that I do, in this place that I do it in. If by some fluke, you've learned anything from reading this, then that's good ( education, education, education) if you haven't, then you're a clever clogs then, aren't you? Cheers...........
Right the first picture is Stornoway, taken from Gallows Hill ( I think, I'll really need to start telling Boy to name the pics, instead of numbering them) The second pic. is a beach in Harris, I think? Again I'll need to remember what they are, but that's it folks. cheers....