I have decided that my profile needed a bit of an update, so I updated my profile, and I'm now a woman who speaks German, ( oder Deutchs, pour vous, meinen freunde) I've also lost a few years, and it's got nothing to do with drink or drugs. I just changed my date of birth, or should I say "Mein Geburtsdatum?" Ja? Das ist Gutt, mein freund. When I speak in German ( Deutsch) I don't have an accent, I spreche Deutsch ( speak German) with a German accent. So if I can do that, why can't Antlady69, and her Deutsch Freunde, not blog in English without a German accent? Yeah, answer that one AL. I'll just do that in my superb German accent. Nein, ich won't bother.
Ich don't wanna confuse meine freunde from Deutschland oder anywhere else.
Maybe I should start teaching languages on my weblog postings? I could even include Scots Gaelic ( pronounced Gallic, like garlic, but with a silent "r", unlike Irish Gaelic which is pronounced Gay Lick. lesson 1 over with) maybe, just maybe, I could learn English first, but hey here's the 1st lesson. Meine name ist Not. ( My name is Not) Mon de plumes est Nicht, that's it in Freutschaise.
Oh since I'm now a girl, if any guy out there wants a shag, then I'm open all hours. Oh if any girls want to join in, you're more than welcome. You see, that's how women should be, just as accommadating as myself, now that I'm a virtual women.
Right gotta go and get rid of all the excess body hair, and do some womanny things, like sit down to do a pea, and if that toilet seat is left up, there will be big trouble. Cheers........

Good morning, well it's not too bad a morning here, although it is still dark, well outside it's dark, in the house we have lights, that shed light on things, great invention, that electrickery is. Well we've got mice, I dunno if it's a single mouse or a family of mice, Herself seems to think that it's a family of mice. We used to have those sonic plug-in things that drive out the mice and cockroaches ( we don't have any cockroaches, but if you do, they're better boiled in salt water, then deep fried, with a little hollandaise sauce added after, but each to their own) but I threw them in the bin, once we discovered mouse droppings right underneath one of them. Herself set a trap, although I had to, carefully put it into position ( I don't set traps, I have the shakey-dans, as I like to keep my fingers in tact) and check to see if there is anything in the trap each morning. Yesterday the trap had gone off, the bait was missing, but there was no mouse to be seen, maybe these mice have been watching too much Tom & Jerry, or maybe they've escaped from the lab. in a college/university, and are very clever mice? Maybe, but maybe not.
I'm gonna see if there's some better sonic plug-in things, after I've done this. Some of them are quite expensive, but does that mean they work? I think that if I was to get one about a tenner right, and it worked for a bit, but the mice came back after a while, then well it was just a tenner, however if I paid £30 for one of those sonic-super-dooper plug-ins, and it didn't work very well then I'd be really pissed off, and curse and swear, and think the whole world was against me ( it sometimes is) then get so worked up about it all that I'm in bed for days. So I buy cheap ( it's really because I'm a tight old bastard, but the other explanation looks better yes?) and don't stress myself too much.
Well that's about it for this posting. The weather is very weathering today, and will be for the next few years ( that's long range weather forecasting for you) it just leaves me to thank you for coming here and reading this thing that I do in this place that I do it in. Have we learned anything today? Yes we have, lab. mice are cleverer than your ordinary mice, and can set off traps without getting killed in the process ( the bastards that they are)but I will get them, oh yes they won't beat me, the little shits that they are. And on that note, I'll end. Cheers folks..