Hello again, there was an earthquake in England last week ( the red cross parcels are in the post, and so is the cheque, we need to give when these disasters happen, no matter where, or indeed to whom. And me being Scottish, giving doesn't come easy, some Scots have to go into hospital to have an operation to open their wallet, but not me) and there was some damage, and people screaming, but was there a couple, somewhere, in the quake zone, shagging at the exact time the earthquake occurred? That's all that was going through my mind, when I saw the news of the earthquake, I had to keep telling myself " Don't think out loud, don't think out loud" when people were talking about it, but alas I failed, and blurted it out. Did the Earth move for anyone? Was anyone shagging at the precise moment the Earth moved? And, I believe, more importantly, did they cum at that exact moment the Earth moved? Now if that happened the news would be more interesting, worth watching, and maybe they'd do one of those mock-ups, or whatever they're called, like library pictures they have ( although the pictures are never of a library, and another thing, if there's a murder, or police incident, why do they show us film of the street sign? ) and do an action replay, that would boost their viewing numbers.
Right that's it I'm off to dream of Antlady and Sidejump and Lindow, in 3 In A Bed Sex Romp. ( I knew that I'd get the title in somewhere) Cheers...