The weather here in the Outer Hebrides is very good, it's not windy, in fact it's very calm, it's not raining, there are a few clouds about, which may block our view of the Sun ( the object in the sky, that we, here on the planet Earth, orbit around, and not the daily newspaper that is called The Sun, if it's daily, why is it not out on a Sunday? It can't be daily then, can it? One to me, there I think, so that's Not 1 Murdoch 0, for now) but that apart it's a very pleasant morning.
I just went out the back there to check on the weather (you never even knew that I had gone, did you? Yes Not. 1 You 0) and the wind is getting up a bit, by that I do mean that it is getting windier, I don't mean that the wind has been in bed asleep, and like a teenager, is taking an age to get out of bed, just being precise. So maybe "THE BIG STORM" will be coming our way after all. Maybe The Big Storm (TBS) has visited us so often in the past, it's (TBS) decided to visit the land of the Eng's ( that'll be England) just for a change, but I'm sure that TBS will be here again, one day soon, after all if it wasn't for the wind, the description of The Outer Hebrides would have to be changed from "Windswept Islands" to "Not As Windy as it used to be, but that's Global Warming, or Climate Change For You Islands" and it just doesn't have the same ring to it ( and by that I mean that it doesn't sound as good as the previous description,  and not anything to do with Bells, or Dewars, or White Horse, or The Famous Grouse ( the low-flyer) or, no no sorry, got the wrong bells there, but hey, that's life, and I'm sick, I need help) does it?
Oh well that's it I'm off ( and by off I don't mean, oh heck I'm not explaining myself again, surely if you can read, you must have a brain, or some common-sense, to work out what I mean, although Esspee, hebburndelboy and antlady, are not included in that last statement, the common-sense bit, and they know why) Cheers..