It's budget day today, well I think it is, in fact I'm pretty sure it is, so that means we'd better stick some petrol in the car ( that'll be gas for anyone from America looking in, well you never know, maybe the CIA, or the FBI, or the KKK, are keeping tabs on my weblog postings, I have been controversial in the past, and some people look for hidden messages in my posts, that could be there, possibly? ) and bulk buy some smokes, emm no, I've stopped smoking, so unless one of the kids have started smoking, don't need to buy any smokes. What else do we need to get in, just in case A. Darling wallops a big, stonking tax on something. Oh Alcopops, Herself likes the Bacardi Breezers, I don't drink anymore, well  I would if I could, but I can't, I take way too many drugs, to mix them with large dollops of alcohol, would not be sensible, I'm not known for being sensible though, Herself is though, and you can't have two in the same house, so that's that sorted then. I'm lost here now, I don't know how you're doing? How are you doing? I never ask these sort of questions of you, and it's rather rude of me, I do apologise, it's all me, me, me, with me, these days, but today it's you, you, you, yes it's you. So what would you like to discuss? Politics? Footie? Sex? Blogging? Music? It's up to you, if you've got something that you'd like to get off your chest, just let me know ( oh and ladeeze, if you wanna get something off your chest, like your bra, please send the video to me, so that I can be of help, it's got nothing to do with me being a perv. it's about caring, sharing, and above all friendship) I'm here for you, yes even you delboy ( both of you).
I'll do a bit of news shall I ? Who shouted "NO"? If you don't own up, I'll punish everyone, no good moaning, if you know who it is, grass them up. I'd make a great teacher me. If teaching practices haven't changed since the 1970's, then I'd be great, if they've changed, then I'd be shit. Oh I was gonna do news, wasn't I? Yes, oh that Governor in the States, what's his name, well he's been dining out a lot, with ladeeze of the night, allegedly, ( gotta put that bit in, it saves any messy court cases, or so I've been informed) and somebody in the political world of the USA is wanting to Impeach him ( he's been going with prostitutes, and paying them too, well they wouldn't be prostitutes if he didn't pay them, they'd be amatitutes, or nymphomaniacs, and I don't know if he went with the same one, all the time, or if it was more than one, or if he went with them more than once, so basically, I don't know a lot) like they tried to impeach Clinton for shooting Monica Lewinsky's dress. That was wierd, like you've got President Clinton's spunk stains on your dress, so you get your wierdest mate to pop it into the dry-cleaners for you, after telling her, why you wanted it cleaned. When you go into the dry-cleaners, what do you say? " Emm, excuse me, but do you think you could get this stain out?" and the dry-cleaning person asks "What is it? " and you reply " Well it's err, emm, Presidents Spunk Stains" and the dry-cleaner person states" Oh, no way can we get that out. If it was a Vice Presidents spunk stain, yes that would be no problem, but a President is a different cum altogether"
I've gone off the actual news story that I was gonna tell you about. They want to impeach the guy for shagging a prossie, which may or may not be right, but you have a guy that has killed thousands of his own people, and thousands more abroad, yet there's no talk on impeaching him. Only in America, yeah? Oh the guy that's killed all those poor sods, or had killed, is George W Bush, as if I needed to tell you that.
Right I better stop now, before I go on too long. Thank you for coming here and reading this thing that I do in this place that I do it in. Have you learned anything from reading this? Well you've learnt that American Presidents spunk stains are nearly impossible to get off a dress. You can look at all the labels of all the cleaning products that are out there, and check to see if Presidents spunk stains, is one of the stains that the product can remove, I doubt very much if that'll be listed on it. You can phone round all the dry-cleaners and ask them if you like, just to hear what they have to say. And on that note I shall say Cheers..
PS Is a 69, known as a 96 down under?