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by notanotherblogger @ Saturday, 15. Mar, 2008 - 05:57:58

My PC is running slow, in fact it's not running at all, it's just at walking pace, but it's possibly got something to do with me. How has it got something to do with me? I dunno? Oh and by PC, I do, of course mean my computer, and not my politically correctness, although my politically correctness may well be running slow as well, again, if it is, it's possibly my fault. I don't mind taking the blame for the little things that go wrong in life, in fact I just tell people that it's my fault, even when it isn't. There is a method to this madness, and once I've worked out what it is, I'll tell you, unless it's something I shouldn't tell you. I think it's got something to do with honesty, or maybe it's that if something really big goes wrong, and it is my fault, like if for example, I throw the television out of the window, in a fit of rage, for some reason or other ( and there are way too many reasons for throwing the tv out of the window to list here) and I'm not seen doing it, then I can deny it was me, because I could say that I own up to things when it's my fault, or when I'm to blame. We have quite a large tv, so throwing it through the window, wouldn't be very easy.
I've noticed that there has been a lot of people leaving this blog site, and I have also noticed that Antlady has not been logged in for over a week, but she does that, from time to time, so maybe I shouldn't worry about her so much.
The weather is supposed to be quite good for today, well here at least, so maybe I'll go to the shops this morning, nah I'll only spend money, and I was out on thursday, although I never went to the shops, it was a Dr's appointment, and I went for a swim, although the arm-bands are getting a bit tight, and my rubber ring is looking a bit grubby. Maybe I need to go shopping for a new rubber-ring, and arm bands? Maybe not though. My Dr said that I'm the perfect weight to height ratio, if I was 2ft taller, so I either need to lose a few pounds ( not the gambling pound losing diet, but the other one) or start growing taller. I'd prefer to do the latter, maybe my basketball skills would improve? They couldn't get much worse. Anyway, I need to lose the weight for the op. that I'm gonna have later on this year, hopefully, or they'll bump me off the waiting list. They never tell you to your face though. The consultants never say, to your face that you're too fat to get an op. There could be good reasons for that.
Well I'm gonna check out the F1 qualifying results now so that's it. Thank you for coming here and reading this thing that I do in this place that I do it in. Have you learned anything from reading this? Well you may have learnt that owning up to the little mis-haps in life, even though they're not your fault, can let you off with the big mis-haps in life, when they are your fault. Do remember that throwing your tv out of the window is not clever, big or funny, and is also very costly. Cheers....


 
 

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2008-03-15 @ 13:56

I love your writing style. reminds me of Douglas Adams. No, not dead! Very funny!

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