It's Good Friday this Friday, is it just me or does seem to be early this year? I can never remember how Easter is worked out, it's never on the same date each year, I know that I was told how it was worked out, but I can't remember. I'd like to be able to remember it, but that's more to do with me wanting a better memory, than wanting to understand how Easter is worked into the calendar each year.
I used to wonder if Jesus was to come back to the world now ( I don't know if Jesus ever existed, he may have, but I'm afraid that I'm just not that old, and even if I was 2000 or so years old, I don't live in the same country as him, so I still wouldn't have known him, if he really did exist, that is) what would he be like? Which country would he come back to first? I think Israel wouldn't be his first port of call, they took a dislike to him first time around, and Rome, well with The Vatican and all that, you'd think that Rome would be near the top of any list He had, but who was it that crucified Him the last time? Hmm, let me think now, oh yes it was the Romans, so maybe He's not got good memories of Rome. Would He come back in America, oh God I do hope not, no surely not. Surely He would get rid of all those right-wing bible thumping bastards, that are always on the tv telling you that you're a sinner, and to repent and pay for your sins, send a cheque to the value of $50 to their address, then your sins will be forgiven. They're a bunch of money grabbing, conning, whore mongering, fuckers. I'm not too keen on those people, I dunno if you sussed that out, but I don't really like them, and they possibly don't like me, but they don't know me, but if they did, they might not like me, do I care? No not really.
If Jesus did come back, and he was a big hit with everybody, would He say that He was bigger than The Beatles?
Would Beatles fans, all over the world, go out into the streets and burn crucifixes ( wooden ones like, not those ones with jewels and gold in them, they might be angry, but not that angry) and bibles, particularly the New Testament, that's the bits in the Bible that tells you all about Jesus, and pictures of Him? Well would they? I dunno, I don't really care either.
If you've read this, then you get a gold star, I'd give you a medal, but I don't have any to give you, so I'll just say thank you for dropping by, and do pop in again, you never know, you might just learn something. So Cheers..........
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