I'm never really sure about Easter, is it a happy or sad holiday? Like at Xmas, you celebrate ( some more than others) but at Easter, what does one do? ( I went all posh on ye there, I was watching that Royal programme last night, it was on BBC3 or 4, it was on BBC anyway, and they talk funny, well different I should say, don't want to be locked up in the tower, now, but anyway, the Royal Family were all speaking to the reporter chappy, and it was mostly the Queens children, One's offspring, and I just kept thinking that how did Phil The Greek, get round to giving Queeny one? Maybe she issued a Royal Command, and Phil had to perform, or else? A Royal Command Performance, did ye see that coming? Neither did I, and I could've chosen my words a bit better, coming indeed. But really can you picture Lizzie, and Phil The Greek going at it like little bunny rabbits ( hey it's Easter, that'll be your Easter Bunny) sweating all over the place, and who'd be sleeping on the damp patch? They get servants to do everything for them, do you think that maybe, just maybe they got servants to shag the arse off each other, in their place? I dunno, I just can't picture it, can you?) Now where was I? Oh yeah, easter, what do we do? And who thought of all the Easter Eggs business? Where does that come into Easter? Is it because ( and I'm only thinking aloud here, well not really, but you know what I mean) the Christians were so devasted by Jesus being crucified ( a Roman, not Jewish, means of killing) that they needed something to give them a bit of a lift? And chocolate can do that for lots of people, especially females. Am I right here? It's just a wild theory, but I could be right.
I was thinking about death the other day there ( yet again, I'll outlive everybody) and thought that if I get cremated, I'd like my ashes to be thrown into the sea. I'd like a small service on the beach, then my ashes thrown to the waves as they come crashing to the shore, and hopefully there'll be a bit of a sea-breeze, and my ashes will get blown back into everybody's faces. Some of them will get bits of me in their eyes, others maybe up their nose, in the ears, but mostly their eyes, then I'll be able to live on through these people. I don't want any really old people to be there, it would be a bit too cold for them, I'm sure ( plus they're likely to kick the bucket too soon for my liking) I'd like some young fit looking ladeeze to be there, then I'd get to see how the other half live.
Why is Good Friday, called Good Friday? On Skysports every Sunday is "Super Sunday" so did Sky pinch the idea off the Jesus followers? What is Saturday? For some of you it's the day you get legless, but I mean this Saturday, does it have a title? You've got Easter Sunday, then Easter Monday, is it just Easter Saturday then? Do Christians do anything special on that day? Like, maybe denounce the Pope, in the morning, then ask for forgivness in the evening? I'm only guessing here, I don't know, I could be wrong. I'm just curious, and I ain't no pussy cat ( well not a real one, but I'll be your cat if you'll be my pussy, NO, No, No, it's the George Galloway effect, I'm sorry)
Well that's it for another post. Thank you for reading this thing that I do in this place that I do it in. If you've learned anything from reading this, then you're very lucky indeed. If you can answer any of my questions, then by leaving a comment, in the box provided, please do so, all comments are read, although not all are answered. Have a nice Easter, if that's what you're supposed to have???
Ps If Phil & liz do the shagging themselves, which one is on top????