Good morning, it still feels like winter in this part of the world today. I have a hospital appointment later on today, which could result in me losing all my teeth, but that's a good thing, as they've been giving me some problems over the past decade or so. I amnever sure what is more painful, having toothache or going to the dentist? I don't like needles, which is probably a good thing, considering my mis-spent youth ( no not in the snooker halls) but today is another landmark in my life ( it isn't really, I'm just trying to make this read more dramatic than it is) as I may get false teeth, possibly not today, more than likely not today. Anyway my teeth are going to all fall out sooner or later, and they're giving me pain quite a lot of the time, so I wanna get them all out, that's that then.
I have some quotations that I'd like to share with you ( it's early, I'm bored, and I've already been and done my morning constitutional, so gotta do something)
SEX- Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. -Woody Allen
Sex is bad for one But good for two. - A slogan on a T-Shirt.
I had to give up Masochism - I was enjoying it too much.- Mel Calman
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good, she was very, very good
And when she was bad, she was very, very,
popular.
A man without a woman, is like a neck without a pain. - Grafffito
One issue that men and women agree is
They both distrust women.
And that's it for today, have a good one folks and Cheers...