Good morning fellow bloggers, hello how are you all today? Well it's raining cats and dogs here this morning ( if you don't know what that expression means, then I'm not gonna explain it to you, and I ain't gonna do that old joke that there's poodles all over the place ) after having such a beautiful day yesterday ( when all my troubles seemed so far away) It's like that thing where you get something good and eventually you'll get something bad, just to even things out, it's life, you see a tenner lying in the street you bend down, to pick it up and you get knocked down by a car because you never took the time to notice that the but'n'benner was in the middle of the road ( Dooh wee Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp), you see, good-bad. Like the police used to do, there was a good cop-bad cop routine, when they questioned suspected criminals, ( not that I know of these things, you understand,my mate Dodgy Dave told me, on one of the many times that he's been falsely accused, may I add, of dealing in counterfeit and shoddy goods, he's always helping the police with their enquiries, is our Dave ) I think we'll get off that subject.
It was my darling daughters birthday a few weeks ago, I can't remember what she got, I think it's one of those hand-held game things, you know those things that you see kids playing in the back of cars and on buses ( sorry I'm just making it up now, the bit where you see kids playing with themselves on public transport, oh em right eh, with hand-held games is what I mean ) and I'm sure that Herself has told, and showed me all the little bits'n'bobs that she got, but believe it or not, I can't remember what they are.
We had a visitor for dinner last night, the Dragon ( the mother-in-law ) came, and asked me if I have a problem with my hearing " WHAT" I replied. She was going on about when she phones during the day, I never answer it ( we've got caller-ID, the greatest invention ever, in my humble opinion, you can see who is calling you, well you can see their number, although sometimes it comes up as either private or unavailable, well the private one is when the caller is either ex-directory or has dialed some number before dialing your number to hide their number [ getting too many numbers here, but I'm sure you're following] and the unavailable is usually a call centre, and I never answer those calls, so anyway I see her number and just ignore it, she's only looking for an answer to her crossword, that's what she does phone for, unbelievable, but it's true, if it's a sporty clue, she's on the phone right away, so I've stopped answering, and we've also got that 1571 thing where people can leave a message, and I dial that, just in case there is an important message left ) A-ha I bet you thought that I'd forgotten all about the brackets, well I hadn't so there.
I see, from the news that they're now gonna try wave-energy, well they should go and seek the help of the experts in this field, and we all know who this is don't we? What you don't? ( I'm talking to myself here, just humour me, we'll get there eventually ) Well I'd better tell you then, this person has had nearly 80 years of knowledge in this field and has passed that knowledge down to the children as it was passed by her father and fathers father, well it is none other than the Queen ( that's QE 2, and not any gay drag queen, or any other queen type of thing/person ) She waves everyday, every time you see her on the TV she waves, and her off-spring are getting quite good at it too ( Charles needs to polish up his waving though, if he really wants to be King one day, because some of the waving he does, well it's just amateurish some of it, not a good example to set to the nation not at all ) Maybe that is why the Queen Mother ( God bless her ) lived so long, she was getting all that energy from wave power, and you've got to admire the Queens wave, it's a very dignified wave, and maybe she'll live to 100, and Charlie will never sit on the throne, ( that's the Royal Throne and not the toilet seat, which I'm sure he has sat on to do his number twos regularly, I'm just wondering if there is a man/woman employed to clean the Royal posterior, like I read that there is someone who squeezes his toothpaste onto his toothbrush for him, don't know if that's true or not, but well you never know how the other half live )
Well that's about it for another blog Che