I am one of those peoples who are always trying to better themselves ( I read that in someones biography once, can't remember whose, or if it was those actual words, or if it was in a book, or if it was someones biography, but does it really matter in the great scheme of things, did I just type that shite, oh never mind ) from time to time, when I can be bothered that is. I did at one time have a very productive working life ( no I didn't, yes I did, oh no I, no no no I'm either too early, or too late for all that, behind you ) well I did earn enough dough to keep me in the lifestyle that I was accosted to, then I met Herself. I took her to the finest bars and restaurants in the country, I wined and dined her, then the next thing I knew there she was coming to meet me all dressed in white, with another man on her arm ( it turns out that the other man was her father, and he was there to give her away, give her away? Why? And to whom? ME !!!!!!!!!! ) and some things since have been a bit, how can I put this emm, right eh, fuzzy ( not the bear that used to be a muppet, with miss piggy and kermit the frog, or that woman/girl in Coronation Street that is going out with the guy who was Anthony of the Royal Family's mate, well she was the last time I watched the programme ) ever since, some of it self-inflicted fuzziness on a friday-saturday night, I won't even go into pre-marital fuzziness, because it's not clever and not funny ( well I've lost lots of brain cells, and I ain't laughing about it )
Well better get down to the questions bit before some clever clogs notices.
If Guy Ritchie gets a knighthood, will his wife be Lady Madonna?
Is there a bridge over troubled water?
What does become of the broken hearted?
Does Sir Paul McCartney need help?
Do Goldfish ever sleep ? ( i've tried watching our golfish, but kept falling asleep)
Is David Bowie a Space Oddity ?
Did Gloria Gaynor finally Survive?
Whose favourite tune is " The Windmills Of Your Mind " ?
Is organic produce the result of lazy farmers ? ( they plant/sow the seeds, then once it's ready to be harvested, the farmers get a bunch of Eastern Europeans to harvest it )
How does a stitch-in-time-save-nine ?
If you wipe your nose on the arm of your shirt will you have " Greensleeves " ?
Is Global Warming and Climate Change the same thing?
If not what's the difference ?
Is sods law the same as Murphys law ?
Do you have to not have known your father to be a football ( soccer ) referee ?
Is the National Lottery becoming a bit of a Lottery now ?
Answers on a postcard, or on the back of a sealed down envelope, for the tight fisted amongst you, to ........................
PS Are there more questions than answe