My bag is packed, it's early morn, the taxi's waiting and blown his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could cry.
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet-plane
Don't know when I'll be back again.

That is a snippet from a Peter, Paul and Mary, song from the seventies, well I think it's the 70's, I hope it's not the 60's, it'll make me seem so much older than I really am.Well I'm off to the airport very soon, and I'll be away for longer than I was intending to be, no, I'm not planning on getting arrested by the polis, and spend a few nights in the cells, I'm going to visit my mother, and stay there for a week, and my Boy will be there as well, so won't be back until a week thursday then. Who cheered? Come on, own up. If you don't own up, I'll find an internet cafe, and post here everyday, and that way you'll all suffer.
Right that's me then, gotta go and do a serious dump, it's not quite at the touching cloth stage yet, and on the subject, I've not been going as regular as usual, it could be that I'm not on solids yet ( I'm not a little baby, I got my top set of teeth removed and a new plate fitted, therefore my gums are still sore, and I'm getting my food mashed up for me, or doing it myself, soup's good though) and not eating enough fibre, but I'll have some bran flakes today, oh but, I don't wanna have to do a dump on the plane, it's not a pleasant experience, I think they make the loo, on the plane, so uncomfortable, because they don't want anyone to have a number 2 in there, and stink the whole cabin out.
See this "Mile-High Club" lark, does it count if you go in to the loo and do it on your own? Like are ye a member of "The Mile-High Club" or would ye just be a wanker? I dunno, it's maybe for the judges on the panel to decide, but do you need photographic evidence, to become a member of the club, and if you do, can I have a wee look at photographs of members joining the club. Is it just men, or can women be in the club too? ( Did you see wot I did there? Well didya?)
Right gotta go, thank you very much for coming here and reading this thing that I do in this place that I do it in, it's very nice of you. Well see you in 10 days then ( well I won't see you, but you know what I mean. And if you do, could you tell me?) Cheers............