I am here to inform you that there is government stipulation, which states that ALL new houses must not be fitted with an electric doorbell. Now this will help, in a small way, to cut down the carbon emmissions, however a lot of new houses, and indeed older houses that are getting new doors ( we're getting one on Monday, well so he said, but did he say which Monday?) are being fitted with good old-fashioned knockers. I think that having knockers is a good thing, however there is a new campaign group started, that does not want knockers. they call themselves Women Against Noisy Knockers, or W-A-N-K for short. They believe that if everyone had knockers the world would be a very noisy place. A representative of WANK, said" I don't want to see great big knockers in my street, I'm all for going green, but having knockers, and big knockers, is not the way to go" Some of them have been protesting outside Kate Price's house ( Jordan) because she has some of the biggest knockers in the country, and she's loud and proud of her knockers.
In summerising this, I feel that this is not the last we'll hear of WANK, and their protest against knockers.
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But I'm rather attached to my knockers!
| notanotherblogger [Member] http://www.poemhunter.com/gordon-david/ 2008-05-30 @ 14:27 |
I'm sure that you are LS. Are your knockers big and noisy?
| la_spice [Member] 2008-05-30 @ 15:12 |
Well they're quite quiet actually in a marshmallowy way!
| notanotherblogger [Member] http://www.poemhunter.com/gordon-david/ 2008-05-30 @ 16:36 |
Oh I say!!!!
| SeasideMan pro 2008-05-31 @ 13:31 |
Interesting etmyology, wank. When someone confessed in church to "touching themselves", the secret parish register would have written in it "Wanton And Naughty Knowledge". Rather like "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" in fact.
Cheers, Tom.
2008-05-31 @ 15:14
knockers for all!
| notanotherblogger [Member] http://www.poemhunter.com/gordon-david/ 2008-06-02 @ 12:53 |
I agree, when I go for a walk, down the street, I prefer to see knockers rather than bells...
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