For the 12th year running, I am The Worlds Greatest DAD. I've got the mugs, tankards, slippers, boxers, etc to prove it. I'd show you them, but do you really wanna see my boxers? Well exactly, so no more about it. It's getting embarrassing now, I don't even have an acceptance speech ready, I thought that maybe, just maybe, one of you dads out there in blogland would have been a decent enough father to take the trophy off me this year, but, alas, no you're all useless, but you can improve your fathering skills, by logging onto www.whyamIacrapdad.co.org.uk.dad.com  It's only £25 for the course, and there's a small administration fee of £50, then once you've paid your enrollment fee of £25, you'll be a much better father, you will be £100 out of pocket, but what can you get for £100 these days? Getting pissed may be something you can get for £100, but if that's what you think, then that's why you're not a great dad like me.
We're off to Spain for our annual holiday ( for any Americans reading this, a holiday is a vacation, in your language, and if you're wondering about the spelling of words like colour, then just pretend that the letter u isn't there, and you'll be fine) I was asking my travel agent about the opening times of the pool at our hotel, and if she knew what time Germans got out of bed in the morning, to put their towels onto the best sun loungers, and she thought that was a silly question? Why? If I knew, I'd set the alarm for 15 minutes before them and go and get the good sun loungers myself. I am an early riser, just ask my wife, I'm very stiff in the morning, and herself helps me to get rid of my stiffness, though it can take a while. Well that is it for today, I'd like to thank everybody for coming here ( not like that though, if you come here like that, you can clean it up) and reading this thing that I do in this place that I do it in. I hope you have learned something from reading this, if not, next time maybe?
Cheers Folks...
PS Happy Fathers Day to All the Dads out there.