It's late on a Saturday afternoon
My head's thumping, like a Drummer Boys tune
The clock on the wall reads 4.45
I nip my arm to check I'm still alive
After a while I throw up in the bog
I think that I'll get a " hair of the dog"
My wallet's not empty, that's a good sign
I better steer clear of that cheap red wine
My mouth needs "Hoovered", and I need a smoke
Lit up, began thinking, when someone spoke
Oh shit, I've just slept with my best friends wife
This is going to complicate my life
I'm wishing that this is just some wet dream
I'm still thinking, trying to hatch a scheme
She looked real good, she smelled even better
A short skirt and a red V-neck sweater
I'd never thought of her this way before
We kissed then made love on the bedroom floor
She screamed so loud as she came from above
For an hour or two, I was in love
I don't think I can face my friend again
Is there really sunshine after the rain?
I'd fallen in love, she gave me the key
The key to her heart, is what she gave me
How could I? Now he's no longer my mate
Me and his ex-wife are getting on great
When love comes knocking you've got a new friend
A friendship that lasts to the very end??
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